Muggle Radio is by far the best way to learn about the Wizarding World. Funny I say that - I am, after all, an employee of the Ministry of Magic. However, I never know anything going on in my world or any other world. Things I think I know turn out not to be so. People I thought I knew have deep dark secrets I never thought possible. And the Ministry tells me shit for beans. Therefore, Muggle Radio, where I can hear music that's actually quite danceable and peculiar things such as mysterious noises heard on the London Underground and missing Muggles near a place called Avesbury.
Bloody, stupid hell.
I hate the bleeding Ministry. I work my ass off, while fucking bints like Lucius Malfoy can sit around twiddling thumbs and playing Wizard's Chess all day.
Oh, I like this song!